Background: the very first line of my profile is “Yo. Guys, I appreciate it, but just messaging me saying ‘hey’ will get you nowhere. Back to your regularly scheduled program.”
It is literally the first thing you see, so sometimes I get a little frosty with people who don’t respect my simple request.
Brutus: (kneeling) I kiss thy hand, but not in flattery, Caesar, desiring thee that Publius Cimber may have an immediate freedom of repeal.
Caesar: haha then what? ;)